Details

Edition

First edition.

Description

x, 224 pages ; 22 cm

Contents

I'm awake -- Seconds -- Ask the answer lady -- Canonize me -- Me, flirting -- How to tie-dye -- Dream on, you motherfucking mother -- Would everybody please stop? -- An affair to remember -- When I meditate -- My gathas -- Swagland -- Nothing left to lose -- Tawk thewapy -- I can't get that penis out of my mind -- It's about time -- Take my house, please -- Faking it -- Can I borrow that? -- My gratitudes -- My new feminist cop show -- Scary stories for grown-ups -- L.L. Bean and me -- Hair today, gone tomorrow -- I have to go now -- The trouble with nature -- Speak, memory -- Can I have your errands? -- How to take dad to the doctor -- What I saw at the movies -- What I've learned -- Salt and pepper -- Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct -- Falling -- Please don't invite me.

Summary

"A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"-- Provided by publisher.

Subject

HUMOR / Form / Essays.

LITERARY COLLECTIONS / Essays.

Families -- Anecdotes.

Genre/Form

Essays.

Added Title

Essays. Selections

ISBN

9780374118327 (hardback) : $25.00

0374118329 (hardback) : $25.00